somecunttookmyurl
Anonymous asked:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

redstonedust answered:

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

crankyteapot
not-straight-cubed

friendly reminder that you don't need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.

shianu

Can i add? You also don't need any diagnosis or disorder to use things that will improve your life. Use a cane, install a shower chair, use a kid app for brushing your teeth if it helps to maintain your attention. You don't need permission to make your own life better.

crankyteapot
who-canceled-roger-rabbit

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

  • The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
  • The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
sqbr

  • Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.
transfagholmes
wormbus-art

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accessible-art

[ID: A digital drawing of a red lined hand set on a black background. The hand is held up with the palm facing the viewer. The thumb is up, the first three fingers held together and the pinky outstretched. The hand positioning is meant to resemble an animal head when made into a shadow puppet. On the wall behind the hand is the display of the shadow puppet in bright red, but it is made to look more vicious with sharp teeth placed between what would be the shadows of the pinky and grouped together other fingers. At the top of the drawing is capitalized red text that reads "The hand that feeds me bit me first". End ID.]

oursamuraifreund
typellblog

People will be like oh you can't be stargender that's stupid you're making it up. What even is cloudgender. Come on. Boygender and girlgender are totally real though btw. And you have to pick one or you'll get in trouble